The black hole…
This afternoon I want Candy. Being more clear, I watched “I Want Candy” comedy, with Carmen Electra as a porn actress. The movie is fun, there are some nice girls in it, and it has Carmen Electra. But let I say you now, that after watching the movie, no, I do not want Candy. I […]
Today I watched “Jennifer’s Body” movie. It is cataloged as Comedy and Thriller. I can’t understand why “Comedy”. “Horror” would be more appropriate. I know it is not anything really frightening. But it is not a comedy as well. I did not laugh once in the movie. OK, enough about the movie classification. That might […]
Yes, Crank is just a stupid movie. I think Fu**ing Stupid Movie is more correct. Good things: fun, action, fun, girls, boobs, girls, nude girls, action, fun, girls, girls, and Amy Smart. I think it is a good resume of the full story. I did not see the previous movie on Crank, but I think […]
After some time hearing about District 9 I finally saw the movie. It is not easy to comment on it. The special effects are quite nice, as the alien are kind of real looking. The weapons are not that real looking, but they are nice, as well. Talking about aliens, while the story can be […]
Sunday afternoon, needing to relax, without will to work, without the will to do anything, without the patience for a real movie, probably the time to some teenage sex-related comedy. No need for big brain work, no need to take too much attention to the story. Just relax, smile, laugh, watch some girls, and have […]
Finally I watched the latest Fast and Furious. First, lets resume the movie: cars, speed, violence, and nice girls. Talking of which, let me complain already. How is it possible that Michelle Rodriguez character dies in the first minutes? (sorry for the spoilers, but this is of significance for the story). Fortunately enough Jordana doesn’t. […]
Last night we had Happy Feet in the public Portuguese television, dubbed in Portuguese. This fact is relevant. Probably I would say different things if I watched the original version, as the dubbing process was not good. Why? The voices were cute, but hard to understand, and most of the musics were not dubbed or […]
I can not imagine how I wasted more than two hours to watch to this movie, with a stupid story, but with three busty girls. Oh. I think I figured it. Probably the busty part is the relevant one. Yeah, kind of busty. More seriously, Bitch Slap is an action and comedy movie, with few […]
The House Bunny is just another comedy with dreams coming true, everything working out, and a pink end. The story is too old, there is are no news on the way the story is told. So, is this movie worth seeing? Hey, why not? You can smile (well, after all it is a comedy) and […]
Gran Torino is not, finally, a common Hollywood movie. And great I did not know it before watching it. This way it was easier to watch and enjoy it. I will not talk more about it or it will be a big spoiler. Clint Eastwood is great on this movie. Of course, great as director, […]