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Gross, fun and with boobies. Piranha 3DD delivers everything he promises: piranhas and 3DD boobs. Story is mostly nonexistent, some situations can be predicted (like the… spoilers… piranha on dick), but at the end I am not sure if this is more a horror or a comic movie. Horror probably because of the amount of […]
I had seen parts of this movie before, in a party. Well, I watched parts of it, and I added it to the list of movies to watch. I liked it (9 in 10 in IMDB). Not because of Eva Mendes (gorgeous) or because Nicholas Cage is a great actor. Both help, but the special […]
A bunch of small and incomplete stories with, supposedly, some humor, glued together in a movie by a stupid plot. The movie sucks as a movie. A few of the stories are fun, or at least, let you give some laughs. For instance, the scene on the screenshot, or the new iBabe in black, to […]
Iron Men 3… erm… sorry for the confusion, Iron Man 3… but the amount of man in iron confuse me. What can I tell? well, worst of the three, worst than Avengers. Good for some jokes, but the story is quite bad in essence. Also, finishes in a not clear way… if Tony Stark’s heart […]
Let me start stating something you already know for some time: I am quite stupid. Yeah. I needed to read in a comment to relate the two main characters to Romeo (named R in Warm Bodies) and Juliet (named Julie). Well, regarding the movie, and although it is classified as a comedy I disagree. Romance, […]
A drama about a Nymphomaniac that does sex with strangers without any pleasure. A boy gets in love with her and helps her to cure herself. Although erotic, this movie has some interesting and educational points of view. Namely the fact that there are people with different kinds of psychological diseases (not necessarily nymphomaniacs), that […]
No, this is NYATM (not yet another teen movie). At least, not the one you might expect. Accordingly with some commentators, this is a satire. I couldn’t get it. I get a story, not that elaborated, that is watchable. But that can be told in one fifth of the used time. I know and I […]
It can seems strange, but this screenshot above is from the movie and resumes the movie story pretty well. I confess I did not read anything about this movie, just the main actors names, Robert de Niro and John Travolta. That was enough to make me watch this. But it shouldn’t. Unfortunately good and great […]
Gemma Arterton might be a good reason for me to like this movie, but it is not. She is gorgeous, even as a Vampire, but the truth is that the movie is kind of interesting. It is a drama, more than anything else. There are no really stale moments, and the story is quite fluid. […]
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! What a mess of movie. Action? yeah, a couple of shots. More Action? Well, some car chase. More? An helicopter falling and exploding everything. More? Sorry, no. Comedy? Well, a pair of jokes. Mostly, bad jokes. Story? The usual, nothing new. Worth watching? Not really. Some of the pathetic […]